Grim Reaper Mini 9" Plush
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Your 9" comforting bedtime bath buddy.
(a)So death has left you a stiffy?
- Did you like the deceased? if YES, dump it in the river, if NO go to (b)
- (b)Do bugs bother you? If YES, burn it in the flames (NOTE: This can be a bit of a shock if the deceased isn't quite dead yet.) If NO, go to (c)
- (c)Are you hungry? If NO, bury it, which results in it being eaten up by weevils and maggots. If YES, go to (d)
- (d)You've got an Eater! You can simply grill, or use the included recipe. Remember, if you feel guilty after your meal, you can always throw up in the grave afterwards.